Pour one out for my homies

"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword) 01/12/2018 at 12:48 • Filed to: None

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RIP Toucan Sam. died face first in a bowl of froot loops.

Tweety Bird also got what was coming to him/her/don’t gender my looneytunes. the smug bastard.

This was in bird taxidermy room. I love the various Carnegie museums but hot damn this is bizarre/depressing/hilarious

If you want a challenge, I’m sure oppo can think of some good epitaphs.

Scary__goongala! > My bird IS the word 01/12/2018 at 13:04

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I like how the taxidermied birds are laying on their backs feet to the air, inside of being displayed in some fancy way.

Hope these birds said their last words.

My bird IS the word > Scary__goongala! 01/12/2018 at 13:07

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~90% were in some naturalistic pose, but these and a few others weren’t. no idea why. the roadrunner and some others were in this case and they all got the full treatment and these didn’t.

Scary__goongala! > My bird IS the word 01/12/2018 at 13:10

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Doing Toucan Sam dirty, what fowl treatment.

My bird IS the word > Scary__goongala! 01/12/2018 at 13:13

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What a poultry excuse for a taxidermy.

MonkeePuzzle > My bird IS the word 01/12/2018 at 13:27

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sugar is more addictive than cocaine.

toucan sam was clearly an addict

My bird IS the word > MonkeePuzzle 01/12/2018 at 13:30

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Oh he was doing coke as well. Follow your nose indeed.

RPM esq. > My bird IS the word 01/12/2018 at 13:33

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While the planets and the stars and the moons collapse,
When I raise my trigger finger all y’all n****s hit the deck,
‘Cause ain’t no need for that. Hustlers be hardcore,
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs,
The green-eyed bandit can’t stand it,
With more fruitier loops than that Toucan Sam bitch.
Plus the bombazee got me wide...
Fucking with us is just straight suicide.

- Epitaph courtesy of “How High” by Method Man & Redman

Stapleface > My bird IS the word 01/12/2018 at 13:37

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(Toucan) Sam learned the hard way. Nobody moves in on Tony (the Tiger)‘s syndicate.

My bird IS the word > Stapleface 01/12/2018 at 14:14

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He lived a cereal pusher’s life. But this isn’t the 80s anymore. With the cocaine craze over the south american gangs don’t have the edge anymore. They are being edged out by Lucky’s irish gangs, they have been here longer.